DE Expressions

Many moons ago, when I was a student working the graveyard shift at a call centre, I would keep myself awake by writing e-mails filled with long-winded inanities. Today, I can annoy a much wider audience. This archive collects some of my more memorable ravings as well as random thoughts from the website's various contributors.

ANSWERED MAIL

Before comments boards made such endeavours obsolete, I used to take time every two months to answer what little mail The Dreamersedge received, excluding e-mails about penis enlargement, flashlights that turn into vaginas, and terminally ill children who, for some reason, really needed my bank information. As it turns out, I only replied to fifty-nine letters.

July and August 2005
March and April 2008
May and June 2008
July and August 2008
September and October 2008
November and December 2008
January and February 2009
March and April 2009
May and June 2009
July and August 2009

September and October 2009

MINDLESS MIDNIGHT MUSINGS

It seems obnoxious chain letters are a crucial part of the World Wide Web fabric, which is why my crusade to turn this specific form of self-obsessed Internet harrasment into a comedic series of absurdities may never end. Fight the power!

Fuzzy Claims from a Cracked Research Team
Things That Make You Go "Urgh"
Inquisitive Minds Want to Preach
Crazy Survey
Crazy Answers

Spoiling the Fun

Mindless Midnight Survey
Mindless Midnight Originality
Mindless Midnight Answers
Mindless Midnight Score
Twenty-Five Unhelpful Things about Dimitri

Album Cover Gone Wrong

OTHER INANITIES

The thing with random thoughts is that they're often very difficult to categorise.

Teen of the Nineties

A Time-Warped Valentine

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