Category Archives: Musings
Don’t You Just Love Vampires?
Vampires are the new unicorn! Josie Kafka from BillieDoux.com interviews Dimitri about the pasty blood suckers, by which we mean vampires, not unicorns.
Getting to Know Dimitri
Everything you never particularly cared whether or not you knew about Dimitri! Billie Doux from BillieDoux.com interviews Dimitri on his favourite movies, TV shows, books, fictional characters, and ice cream.
Album Cover Gone Wrong
Dimitri planned a different article for this update. However, he encountered some issues with his Internet connection, and then he just had to reply to this new chain letter making the rounds in his circles.
Twenty-Five Unhelpful Things about Dimitri
The chain letter takes over Facebook! To celebrate April Fool’s Day, Dimitri partakes in the latest self-obsessed trend polluting the Internet.
Spam Bag 2008
The Spam Bag returns! Dimitri answers junk mail about organic rankings and fake diplomas with guest stars from the X-Men comic book series.
Spam Bag 2005
The website received its first fan letter recently, so Dimitri thought now would be a good time to dig into the mail bag. It was mostly filled with spam.
A Time-Warped Valentine
Choose your own adventure! Dimitri celebrates Valentine’s Day with a whole new take on those role-playing novels from the eighties.
Inquisitive Minds Want to Preach
Part three of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché! Dimitri answers the final of three chain letters filled with groan-inducing platitudes. This one has got to be the worst.
Things That Make You Go Urgh
Part two of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché, featuring two pages of feel-good platitudes! Dimitri answers the second of three sappy chain letters.
Fuzzy Claims from a Cracked Research Team
Part one of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché! Dimitri answers the first of three sappy, cliché-ridden chain letters. This one’s got rather doubtful statistical data.