Category Archives: Correspondence
Album Cover Gone Wrong
Dimitri planned a different article for this update. However, he encountered some issues with his Internet connection, and then he just had to reply to this new chain letter making the rounds in his circles.
Fuzzy Claims from a Cracked Research Team
Part one of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché! Dimitri answers the first of three sappy, cliché-ridden chain letters. This one’s got rather doubtful statistical data.
Inquisitive Minds Want to Preach
Part three of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché! Dimitri answers the final of three chain letters filled with groan-inducing platitudes. This one has got to be the worst.
Mindless Midnight Dimitri
The Mindless Midnight Survey returns! Dimitri takes on his own e-mail questionnaire, answering all its inane questions in the most long-winded manner possible.
Mindless Midnight Survey
The junk mail tables have turned! In response to a challenge from chain letter lovers, Dimitri writes his own Internet questionnaire that’s likely to take you just about forever to fill out.
Saying Goodbye to BillieDoux.com
To paraphrase the famous song, some say goodbye, and we say hello! Dimitri explains his resignation from BillieDoux.com, using his most convoluted analogy yet.
Spam Bag 2005
The website received its first fan letter recently, so Dimitri thought now would be a good time to dig into the mail bag. It was mostly filled with spam.
Spam Bag 2008
The Spam Bag returns! Dimitri answers junk mail about organic rankings and fake diplomas with guest stars from the X-Men comic book series.
Spoiling the Fun
A lesson in tone and linguistic precision! Dimitri answers one of those obnoxious “get to know you” questionnaires floating around the Internet.
Things That Make You Go Urgh
Part two of Every Cloud Has a Silver Cliché, featuring two pages of feel-good platitudes! Dimitri answers the second of three sappy chain letters.