Category Archives: Movies
Transporter 3
The latest instalment in the largely unnecessary Transporter series! Dimitri reviews the brainless action flick, starring Jason Statham, Natalya Rudakova, Robert Knepper, and François Berléand.
Iron Man
An upbeat comic book movie? Impossible! Dimitri reviews Jon Favreau’s super-hero romp, starring Robert Downey Jr, Gwyneth Paltrow, Terrence Howard, and Jeff Bridges.
Urban Legend: Bloody Mary
The third instalment in the marginally popular Urban Legends franchise! Dimitri reviews the straight-to-video horror flick, starring Kate Mara, Robert Vito, and Lillith Fields.
The X-Files: I Want to Believe
The hardly awaited continuation of the X-Files saga! Dimitri reviews the low-budget sequel, starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Amanda Peet, Xzibit, and Billy Connolly.
Demons
When movie theatres attack! Dimitri reviews Lamberto Bava’s Dèmoni, better known in North America as Dario Argento’s Demons. Yeah, they credit the producer over here for some reason.
The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants
Anne Brashares’ novel on the silver screen! Dimitri reviews the coming-of-age story, starring Alexis Bledel, America Ferrera, Blake Lively, Amber Tamblyn, and a magical pair of jeans. It’s actually quite good.
X2: X-Men United
With super-hero movies, second time is often the charm! Dimitri reviews the sequel to Bryan Singer’s X-Men, starring Hugh Jackman, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, Alan Cumming, and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.
X-Men
Persecuted mutants in leather! Dimitri reviews Bryan Singer’s adaptation of the X-Men comic book series, starring Hugh Jackman, Anna Paquin, Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellen, and Rebecca Romijn-Stamos.
Lucky 13
An awful romantic comedy of which no one’s ever heard! Dimitri reviews the straight-to-video mess, starring Brad Hunt, Harland Williams, Lauren Graham, and a whole bunch of women in generally inconsequential roles.
X-Men: The Last Stand
Dimitri reviews the third X-Men movie, starring Shawn Ashmore, Halle Berry, Daniel Cudmore, Ben Foster, Kelsey Grammer, Hugh Jackman, Famke Janssen, Vinnie Jones, James Marsden, Ian McKellen, Ellen Page, Anna Paquin, Dania Ramirez, Rebecca Romijn, Aaron Stanford, and Patrick Stewart. Wow, that’s a lot of people.