Category Archives: Movie Reviews
Side Effects
You won’t see it coming, but do you even want to? Dimitri attenpts to review Steven Soderbergh’s final movie (allegedly) but mostly digresses about twist endings.
Night of the Demons 2
Possessions, boobs, and a super nun! Dimitri reviews Brian Trenchard-Smith’s straight-to-video sequel to the 1988 punk rock gore fest.
Silent Hill: Revelation
Prepare for a 3-D ride through cut scenes! Dimitri shares his thoughts on Michael J. Bassett’s sequel to one of the few successful video game adaptations.
Warm Bodies
The zom-rom-com we never thought to ask for but should have! Dimitri reviews Jonathan Levine’s loose adaptation of the novel by Isaac Marion.
Gut
8MM with one percent of the budget! Upon request, Dimitri shares his thoughts on the 2012 fringe indie flick about snuff cinema.
The Awakening
The gothic tradition keeps on haunting! Dimitri shares his thoughts on the British ghost story, starring Rebecca Hall, Imelda Staunton, and Dominic West.
Parker
Jason Statham is out to settle a score… Again! Dimitri reviews Hollywood’s third attempt to bring Richard Stark’s pulp novel anti-hero to the big screen, oddly the first in which the character gets to keep his name.
Mama
Mommy issues taken to a supernatural level! Dimitri reviews the latest outing from producer Guillermo Del Toro, based on the short film by director Andrés Muschietti.
Side Effects
You won’t see it coming, but do you even want to? Dimitri attenpts to review Steven Soderbergh’s final movie (allegedly) but mostly digresses about twist endings.
Silent Hill: Revelation
Prepare for a 3-D ride through cut scenes! Dimitri shares his thoughts on Michael J. Bassett’s sequel to one of the few successful video game adaptations.
Silent House
Mild boredom in real time! Dimitri reviews the American remake of the Uruguayan sleeper hit La Casa Muda, a.k.a The Silent House. Hey, determiners make a difference!
Silver Linings Playbook
Excelsior outside of an old Marvel comic book’s letters page! Dimitri shares his thoughts on David O. Russell’s rom-com and on mental health in the movies.
Posted in Movie Reviews, Rating A
Tagged Jennifer Lawrence, Mental Health, Romantic Comedy
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Sin City
Film noir with a touch of insane! Dimitri reviews Robert Rodriguez’ adaptation of Frank Miller’s cult graphic novel series, starring Mickey Rourke, Clive Owen, Rosario Dawson, Bruce Willis, and Jessica Alba.
Sinister
A found-footage film in which footage is actually found! Dimitri reviews the supernatural thriller, starring Ethan Hawke and lots of defective light switches.
Skyfall
Happy fiftieth anniversary, agent 007! Dimitri reviews the twenty-third instalment in the James Bond series, starring Daniel Craig and Judi Dench.
Slumdog Millionaire
Dimitri reviews Danny Boyle’s Indian romance, starring Ayush Mahesh Khedekar, Tanay Chheda, and Dev Patel as the same person as well as Azharuddin Mohammed Ismail, Ashutosh Lobo Gajiwala, Madhur Mittal, Freida Pinto, and Anil Kapoor as other people.
Snow White and the Huntsman
Snow White gets a Lord of the Rings makeover! Dimitri shares his thoughts on the latest adaptation of the popular fairytale. There’s a lot of them.
Posted in Movie Reviews, Rating B
Tagged Fairytale, Fantasy, Snow White and the Huntsman
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Sparkle
An American Idol joins the Supremes! Dimitri reviews Salim Akil’s remake of the 1976 black-centric musical, which was co-written by, of all people, Joel Schumacher.