Category Archives: Movie Reviews
Side Effects
You won’t see it coming, but do you even want to? Dimitri attenpts to review Steven Soderbergh’s final movie (allegedly) but mostly digresses about twist endings.
Night of the Demons 2
Possessions, boobs, and a super nun! Dimitri reviews Brian Trenchard-Smith’s straight-to-video sequel to the 1988 punk rock gore fest.
Silent Hill: Revelation
Prepare for a 3-D ride through cut scenes! Dimitri shares his thoughts on Michael J. Bassett’s sequel to one of the few successful video game adaptations.
Warm Bodies
The zom-rom-com we never thought to ask for but should have! Dimitri reviews Jonathan Levine’s loose adaptation of the novel by Isaac Marion.
Gut
8MM with one percent of the budget! Upon request, Dimitri shares his thoughts on the 2012 fringe indie flick about snuff cinema.
The Awakening
The gothic tradition keeps on haunting! Dimitri shares his thoughts on the British ghost story, starring Rebecca Hall, Imelda Staunton, and Dominic West.
Parker
Jason Statham is out to settle a score… Again! Dimitri reviews Hollywood’s third attempt to bring Richard Stark’s pulp novel anti-hero to the big screen, oddly the first in which the character gets to keep his name.
Mama
Mommy issues taken to a supernatural level! Dimitri reviews the latest outing from producer Guillermo Del Toro, based on the short film by director Andrés Muschietti.
10 Things I Hate about You
Shakespeare for the young and illiterate! Despite loving its spinoff television series, Dimitri lists ten things he hates about the romantic comedy.
A Cinderella Story: Once Upon a Song
Cinderella meets an awful episode of Instant Star! To conclude our celebration of music, Dimitri reviews the third instalment in Warner Premiere’s tween rom-com series.
Posted in Movie Reviews, Rating F
Tagged A Cinderella Story, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Teen
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A Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy haunts a new generation’s dreams! Dimitri reviews Samuel Bayer’s depressing remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, starring Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, and Connie Britton.
Posted in Movie Reviews, Rating C
Tagged A Nightmare on Elm Street, Dream, Horror, Remake, Slasher
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A Tale of Two Sisters
A rousing tale of hurt and remorse! Dimitri reviews the Korean ghost story and compares it to its American remake, which, all things considered, wasn’t half bad either.
Posted in Movie Reviews, Rating A
Tagged A Tale of Two Sisters, Ghost, Horror, Korea, Remake
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A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
Christmas comes early… And raunchy! Dimitri reviews the third instalment in the notoriously politically incorrect Harold and Kumar franchise.
Another Cinderella Story
Selena Gomez launches her music career! Dimitri reviews the television sensation’s first cinematic vehicle, a direct-to-video sequel to a Chad Michael Murray vehicle. Hopefully things work out better for her.
Posted in Movie Reviews, Rating D
Tagged A Cinderella Story, Comedy, Romantic Comedy, Selena Gomez, Teen
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April Fool’s Day
For April Fool’s Day, Dimitri reviews Fred Walton’s classic slasher titled, you guessed it, April Fool’s Day. That’s the 1986 original, of course, not the crap remake that came out in 2008.
Batman
It’s the most Gothic pair of rubber Underoos ever! Dimitri reviews Tim Burton’s grossly overrated super-hero yarn, starring Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, and Kim Basinger.
Batman Begins
The weekly countdown to The Dark Knight Rises begins! Dimitri reviews Christopher Nolan’s reboot of the Batman franchise, starring Christian Bale as the new caped crusader.
Brave
Pixar presents its take on Disney’s Brother Bear! Dimitri shares his thoughts on the animation studio’s first stab at a traditional fairy tale.