Category Archives: Movie Reviews
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
Christmas comes early… And raunchy! Dimitri reviews the third instalment in the notoriously politically incorrect Harold and Kumar franchise.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers meets Final Fantasy! Dimitri reviews Paul W.S. Anderson’s fanciful adaptation of the novel by Alexandre Dumas.
The Ides of March
Everything you already knew about the democratic process! Dimitri reviews George Clooney’s political drama, starring Ryan Gosling and Evan Rachel Wood.
Dream House
James Bond fights a haunted house! Dimitri reviews Jim Sheridan’s supernatural thriller, starring Daniel Craig, Rachel Weisz, and Naomi Watts.
10 Things I Hate about You
Shakespeare for the young and illiterate! Despite loving its spinoff television series, Dimitri lists ten things he hates about the romantic comedy.
A Nightmare on Elm Street
Freddy haunts a new generation’s dreams! Dimitri reviews Samuel Bayer’s depressing remake of A Nightmare on Elm Street, starring Jackie Earle Haley, Rooney Mara, Katie Cassidy, and Connie Britton.
A Tale of Two Sisters
A rousing tale of hurt and remorse! Dimitri reviews the Korean ghost story and compares it to its American remake, which, all things considered, wasn’t half bad either.
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
Christmas comes early… And raunchy! Dimitri reviews the third instalment in the notoriously politically incorrect Harold and Kumar franchise.
Another Cinderella Story
Selena Gomez launches her music career! Dimitri reviews the television sensation’s first cinematic vehicle, a direct-to-video sequel to a Chad Michael Murray vehicle. Hopefully things work out better for her.
April Fool’s Day
For April Fool’s Day, Dimitri reviews Fred Walton’s classic slasher titled, you guessed it, April Fool’s Day. That’s the 1986 original, of course, not the crap remake that came out in 2008.
Batman
It’s the most Gothic pair of rubber Underoos ever! Dimitri reviews Tim Burton’s grossly overrated super-hero yarn, starring Michael Keaton, Jack Nicholson, and Kim Basinger.
Constantine
Give or take a title change, the Hellblazer comic book series has made it to the big screen! Dimitri reviews the twisted film noir fantasy, starring Keanu Reeves, Rachel Weisz, and Tilda Swinton.
Cowboys and Aliens
James Bond versus Indian Jones versus the flying saucers! Dimitri reviews John Favreau’s sci-fi western, starring Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford, and Olivia Wilde. No, she’s not meant to be a flying saucer.
Cursed
Scream but with CareBears! Dimitri reviews Wes Craven and Kevin Williamson’s attempt at new horror franchise, starring Jesse Eisenberg, Christina Ricci, and Joshua Jackson.