Category Archives: Movie Articles
Catfish: No Truth in Advertising
No cat, no fish, no point! Our friend Evil Argento from Yell! Magazine shares his thoughts on directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman’s film, or rather its misleading adverts.
Four Films: 2009
What better way is there to start the new year than by taking a look back at the old one? Dimitri picks four motion pictures that, to him, defined 2009 cinematically.
Monsters: From Our Hearts to the Screen
The nightmare world and the silver screen! Dimitri discusses the role of horror fiction in our lives and urges everyone to watch more scary movies. It’s good for you!
Oscars 2010: Next Time, Genre Fans
Dimitri reviews the eighty-second Academy Awards from a genre fan’s perspective. He wrote this piece for BillieDoux.com. Truth be told, he’s not that much of a genre fan, at least not by genre fan standards. He just like to wear different hats.
Oscars 2011: Let’s Get Technical
The eighty-third Academy Awards telecast ran a bit late and ended just a few minutes ago. Dimitri provides a rundown of one of the worst award shows he’s ever sat through.
Star Wars Episode III Pitches
A unique look at what could’ve been! After George Lucas unveiled the title to the second Star Wars prequel, Dimitri devised eight different pitches for Episode III.
The Truth and Lies about Mummies
Ancient funeral traditions turned New Age superstitions! Dimitri discusses the various myths surrounding mummies, the only monsters out there to come pre-wrapped.
Top 10 Scary Moments in Film
Film-lovers, poop your pants! To celebrate Halloween, Dimitri lists ten moments in cinema that had him hiding under the covers. Incidentally, it didn’t help.
Underworld: Rise of the Christians
Vampires versus werewolves versus God! Our friend Evil Argento from Yell! Magazine discusses the religious iconography in Underworld: Rise of the Lycans (2009).


