Category Archives: Movies
Because there aren’t enough Internet sites out there discussing movies to death, here are some of our own thoughts. All this site needs now is a discussion board filled with geeky flame wars. Oh, and jokes about poop.
Side Effects
You won’t see it coming, but do you even want to? Dimitri attenpts to review Steven Soderbergh’s final movie (allegedly) but mostly digresses about twist endings.
Oscars 2013: Well, That Was Awkward
Is Seth MacFarlane the worst Oscar host of all times? Dimitri shares his thoughts on the 85th annual Academy Awards.
Night of the Demons 2
Possessions, boobs, and a super nun! Dimitri reviews Brian Trenchard-Smith’s straight-to-video sequel to the 1988 punk rock gore fest.
Silent Hill: Revelation
Prepare for a 3-D ride through cut scenes! Dimitri shares his thoughts on Michael J. Bassett’s sequel to one of the few successful video game adaptations.
Warm Bodies
The zom-rom-com we never thought to ask for but should have! Dimitri reviews Jonathan Levine’s loose adaptation of the novel by Isaac Marion.
Gut
8MM with one percent of the budget! Upon request, Dimitri shares his thoughts on the 2012 fringe indie flick about snuff cinema.
The Awakening
The gothic tradition keeps on haunting! Dimitri shares his thoughts on the British ghost story, starring Rebecca Hall, Imelda Staunton, and Dominic West.
Parker
Jason Statham is out to settle a score… Again! Dimitri reviews Hollywood’s third attempt to bring Richard Stark’s pulp novel anti-hero to the big screen, oddly the first in which the character gets to keep his name.
Mama
Mommy issues taken to a supernatural level! Dimitri reviews the latest outing from producer Guillermo Del Toro, based on the short film by director Andrés Muschietti.
Jack Reacher
Tom Cruise. Is. Ludicrously over-the-top! Dimitri reviews Christopher McQuarrie’s tongue-in-cheek adaptation of the 2005 novel One Shot by Lee Child.


