Category Archives: Movies
Because there aren’t enough Internet sites out there discussing movies to death, here are some of our own thoughts. All this site needs now is a discussion board filled with geeky flame wars. Oh, and jokes about poop.
You won’t see it coming, but do you even want to? Dimitri attenpts to review Steven Soderbergh’s final movie (allegedly) but mostly digresses about twist endings.
Is Seth MacFarlane the worst Oscar host of all times? Dimitri shares his thoughts on the 85th annual Academy Awards.
Possessions, boobs, and a super nun! Dimitri reviews Brian Trenchard-Smith’s straight-to-video sequel to the 1988 punk rock gore fest.
Prepare for a 3-D ride through cut scenes! Dimitri shares his thoughts on Michael J. Bassett’s sequel to one of the few successful video game adaptations.
The zom-rom-com we never thought to ask for but should have! Dimitri reviews Jonathan Levine’s loose adaptation of the novel by Isaac Marion.
8MM with one percent of the budget! Upon request, Dimitri shares his thoughts on the 2012 fringe indie flick about snuff cinema.
The gothic tradition keeps on haunting! Dimitri shares his thoughts on the British ghost story, starring Rebecca Hall, Imelda Staunton, and Dominic West.
Jason Statham is out to settle a score… Again! Dimitri reviews Hollywood’s third attempt to bring Richard Stark’s pulp novel anti-hero to the big screen, oddly the first in which the character gets to keep his name.
Mommy issues taken to a supernatural level! Dimitri reviews the latest outing from producer Guillermo Del Toro, based on the short film by director Andrés Muschietti.
Tom Cruise. Is. Ludicrously over-the-top! Dimitri reviews Christopher McQuarrie’s tongue-in-cheek adaptation of the 2005 novel One Shot by Lee Child.