Category Archives: Movies
Trailer: The Amazing Spider-Man
New walls, same crawler! The first official trailer for The Amazing Spider-Man came out today. Dimitri shares his thoughts and asks for yours.
The Thing
The Thing ain’t no thang! To celebrate its DVD release, Dimitri reviews Matthijs van Heijningen Jr’s 2011 prequel to John Carpenter’s 1982 remake of a Christian Nyby’s 1951 sci-fi classic.
Haywire
Opening cans of whupass MMA-style! Dimitri reviews Steven Soderbergh’s homage to seventies exploitation cinema and Gina Carano. Mostly Gina Carano.
Hugo
A love letter to film masquerading as children’s entertainment! Dimitri shares his thoughts on Martin Scorsese’s adaptation of Brian Selznick’s novel.
A Very Harold and Kumar 3D Christmas
Christmas comes early… And raunchy! Dimitri reviews the third instalment in the notoriously politically incorrect Harold and Kumar franchise.
The Three Musketeers
The Three Musketeers meets Final Fantasy! Dimitri reviews Paul W.S. Anderson’s fanciful adaptation of the novel by Alexandre Dumas.
Top 10 Scary Moments in Film
Film-lovers, poop your pants! To celebrate Halloween, Dimitri lists ten moments in cinema that had him hiding under the covers. Incidentally, it didn’t help.
Catfish: No Truth in Advertising
No cat, no fish, no point! Our friend Evil Argento from Yell! Magazine shares his thoughts on directors Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman’s film, or rather its misleading adverts.
Red State
Halloween Fortnight continues as Kevin Smith goes dark! Dimitri reviews the writer-director’s satirical thriller, which comes out on DVD tomorrow.
The Ides of March
Everything you already knew about the democratic process! Dimitri reviews George Clooney’s political drama, starring Ryan Gosling and Evan Rachel Wood.